Chunky, Drunky and Way Too Funky for YOU!!

You can call me chunky!!

You can call me a drunky!!

But what you missed

and what you don't get

is that I am WAAAY too Funky

to be bothered by the likes of you

Useless stick women

Brittle and little

No substance, no class

NO STYLE

I can sing it

I can bring it

and I got

the weight to sling it

So you grow up

grow out

and then you

MIGHT

be worthy of my time.